Today, I took my daughter to the library instead of the pool. I sat her on the counter and, while I reached for my library card, she turned to the librarian and said, "We didn't go to the pool today because Mum has hairy legs." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, I took my toddler to a library story hour. He sat quietly for almost ten minutes, which should have been my first warning. Right as the librarian began reading a dramatic part, my son pointed at her and shouted, “That lady is very old.” FML
Today, while I was getting ready for the day, my 5-year-old daughter looked at me and said, "Mom, maybe you should do some gymnastics today. Your legs look bigger." FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
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Top comments
nikky_star 0
haha you should have just shaved your legs and go to the pool
Wuhuh 0
Is it so hard to shave?
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Comments (99)
godlybacon 5
Oh no way. LMAO, that sucks.
helloletsgo 0
love how children say it how it is
breakofdawn1 0
kinda how your a little old to be on fml just saying how it is
timma90 4
Age doesn't matter, it's a community. You monster?!
Mehness 0
54 - I was about to say the same thing. Who is 40 to say that you can't go on FML if you're "too old"? Now websites have a limit on how old you can be before you can't go on it any more? Once you're past the mininum age requirement, it's up to you whether you want to go to the website or not. Also, it seems to me that #40 is a bit too young to be on FML, seeing that he/she doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're".
DocBastard 40
Breakofdawn, you can kiss my old, wrinkly ass. Show me one shred of evidence that this site was created by children, for children, or about children and I promise I will shut my ancient, decrepit, dusty, toothless maw. Until then, get the **** out and get off my goddamned lawn.
Sinkhole 26
57 - I agree with you, #40 apparently doesn't even know about punctuation and capitalisation, he's definitely too young to be on FML. Besides, the comments coming from the people with wrinkly asses are the best part of FML! Take Doc for example, what would FML be without his ancient, decrepit, dusty and toothless maw? :D Oh, and don't forget about pendatik, his comments make more sense than anyone else's and he's 84!
alicec123 0
agreed. what has age to do with it?!
nikky_star 0
haha you should have just shaved your legs and go to the pool
nedmagdaleno 0
okay.
Wuhuh 0
Is it so hard to shave?
unfortunate_13 5
maybe she was out of razors, maybe she was being lazy, ... it's not like most women shave their legs everyday.
xJASMINEx 0
even when you're at the pool no one can see your leghair and no one will flirt with you because you have a kid
dani_c 0
some people will flirt if they're attracted to her. if she has a kid, then they know she's gotten it on with at least one other person, so why not try their chances with her too? there's some shameless people out there
Kickmehard 0
And it means she might be willing to go bareback. Hubba hubba!
Geekstazz8 4
she probably waxes het legs.
skyttlz 32
I rarely shave my legs in the winter cuz I'm wearing jeans or sweats the whole time so no one sees
jewban 3
so what hair is hair. get over it.
perdix 31
That's one bonus of being a nerd: not having to worry so much about personal grooming and hygiene. Of course, that keeps you in the social outcast role that goes along with it. I'll bet the librarian was sporting mullets or Afros on her legs.
grandpaearthling 2
probably legfro and crotch mullet. it's always the shit storm when the crotch mullet starts peaking out of your swim suit.
stephanie911_fml 0
hahahahahahaha!^
FYLDeep 26
Ah, quit your bitching OP. At least she was naive enough to think that it was your legs that were hairy and needed shaving.
HaloReachIsCool 6
FYLDeep is that the In Flames logo as ur pic?
alaaparis 4
what does OP mean?
GavinRoskamp 0
Obstructive Penises.
HaloReachIsCool 6
Obtuse Panda 0_o
mygreenhoodie 0
original poster
nerfherder24 0
Overstumulated Pikachu.
simplyynat 0
uh why don't you just shave? it's really not a big deal to lol.
Dementos 2
bam that does suck
Googlieeyes92 0
Haha little kids are so blunt. Gotta love it, should of just took her to the pool doesnt mean you have to swim. Keep her in the shallow end.