evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML
Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
moopymoplady
Canada
Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Wallingford, United States
Thanks, officer
Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Top comments
Dunmerdude 13
That sounds ho-ho-horrible!
Welshite 40
Santa needs funds for next year's toys.
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Comments (59)
buckdharma 38
Next you'll tell me he fleeced your dad. Anyhoo, Feliz Navidad!
Cherryta 17
The grinch?
nichollelovins 18
Bad Santa much? The first thing that popped in my head was bad Santa the movie haha
sarcasticking141 3
Well I got robbed by a guy in a Santa suit. now I gotta go work security at the holy moly doughnut shop and don't ever, ever ever ever eat the doughnuts there.
Armygirl93 10
you must have really pissed off Santa Claus
ninjakitty254 23
Must have been on the naughty list
GRubi 17
I first read this as "Today, I was hugged by a guy in a santa suit," and thought that didn't sound like it should be an FML.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
Seems like you got on the naughty list this year!
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Sounds like Friday After Next...I think I'll go watch that movie again.
ActualCheese 7
This the season