evil Santa This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Solon, United States

Tis the season…

Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML

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Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

mugged 1 June 2010, 23:41 United States

Mystery

Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

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insomnitude 5 March 2011, 06:55 United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Anonymous 2 January 2012, 05:40 United States

Today, I was pushed over and robbed in a parking lot by a man in an ugly Christmas sweater. When I looked up, I was too distracted by the sweater to even look at his face. FML

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Lame 10 July 2011, 00:19 United States

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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irony, huh? 20 October 2019, 14:00

Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette

Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML

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moopymoplady 29 November 2011, 00:44 Canada

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

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Anonymous 22 October 2019, 00:01

Halloween has started early

Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML

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Anonymous 18 February 2011, 21:36 United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Wallingford, United States

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML