Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the two carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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Top comments
spookiie 0
It was a sign! Dont get married too early.
ABR420 0
7 months? Ive had milk in my fridge longer than that. To early bro. Wait atleast a year more
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Comments (261)
HMTQMadge 1
Aww, that sucks. XD Though I'm going to be honest here and ask why the hell you would propose to your girlfriend after only seven months?
fucklifeee 0
shattttt
Wildstrawberry2 0
you know they say that's good luck
AdamGD 0
ITS A MOTHER ******* SIGN FROM ABOVE!!! IF YOU MARRY THE BITCH, YOUR LIFE WILL BE SHIT!!!!!!!
ChronicFAIL 0
You seem a little too hyped up. Lay off the Pop-Tarts for a while :)
ninja4life 0
aaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaaaaaaa you got pooped on.
tommiegirlxxx 0
its good luck if a bird ***** on you, you know
linkin93 0
I hate the people that keep saying "you waited 7 months to kiss and then you proposed?" YOU PEOPLE ARE DIPSHITS. @ OP: that must have sucked at the time, but i'll bet you'll look back and laugh on it.. if your GF accepted! I hope she did for your sake.
loooooooooool_fml 1
I'm sorry, but that's just hilarious.
teiso_fml 0
Isn't that supposed to be good luck? Promising sign! And it'd make a great story down the line!
Ninjaface 0
That proposal must have stunk.