Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Today, I decided to propose to my girlfriend on the Charles Bridge in Prague. A little boy thought it would be fun to chase a flock of pigeons towards me. I freaked out and dropped the two carat diamond ring. Into the river. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
spookiie 0
It was a sign! Dont get married too early.
ABR420 0
7 months? Ive had milk in my fridge longer than that. To early bro. Wait atleast a year more
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (261)
Subjectzero 0
did she say yes? you should hav brushed it off and finished. not literially brushed the shit off right there. but god that's a horrible coincidence
MartinDenStore 0
Am I the only one stuck on "7 months, "first kiss" and "proposing"? How the-? As for proposing, 7 months is not a very long time... but when it comes to the first kiss...?
JaggedJacii 0
he means he's propsing to his girlfriend where they had their first kiss. not they had their first kiss then he propose straight after.
whataloadofbull 0
totally a coincidence that a bird shat on the OP what a tool, cant come up with plausible shit
flyyinfinity 0
Here's your sign... :D
LollieMcDoom 0
just to let you know, in some cultures a bird pooping on your head is a sign of good luck.
Franc28 0
ydi for proposing after only seven months.
explodingpupppet 0
7 months? also that is waaay cliche
jeniilouise 0
hahaha thats well unfortunate.
blastvortex 4
Sans superstition, that plain sucks. It was a day to be remember for reasons more than one. (LOL) Hope it went well.
cdessert1995 0
45 lol