Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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Top comments
Dswank620 18
Time to get some new friends OP
HowAreYouToday 34
Either they're joking, or you have some mofos to unfriend.
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Comments (81)
SuperDanielNL 23
Get off facebook and go out and live...
xoxdezi 8
YOLO
whiteboy896 9
shut up...
Ayanpatel95 7
Take a chill pill, it's a prank
cmayer 20
But you didn't die right? So what's the problem?
MissCharlotte_fml 26
The problem is her "friends" wish she was dead.
narkill 13
Hopefully they weren't upset about your death, Maby they were just trying to be cool cats.
PenguinBitch 44
*kewl kats
avapaige1234 19
No.
bob226 7
Hey at least you know people will care when you die
Accuraxy 10
I'm sure it's just a joke OP. Don't sweat it.
Merylwen 24
Just because it's a joke doesn't mean it's okay. Some jokes are exceptionnally bad and cruel, and that is one of them.
Wowxoxo 17
Suicide would be too cliché now OP.. Go out into that world and make something of yourself!
purebliss_fml 19
That 'friend' of yours who made the page is an anus. Forget the stupid comment... Succeed in life and give them nothing to talk about. Best form of revenge!
fuckyourlifeOP 25
Assholes...