Today, my friend got dumped. I wanted to say, "You must be devastated", thinking, "That really sucks." I said, "You must really suck." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends were trying to set me up with one of their other friends. We were texting and I said, “How is your day so far?” He responded with, “Worse.” I said, “Oh no what happened?” You know what he said? “You.” FML
Today, at work, I was told I was a failure. Feeling like crap, I went to my best friend to see if he could make me laugh. He told me that he felt obligated to hang out with me, so he thought that we shouldn't anymore. FML
Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML
Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML
Today, I got dumped, so I was sad. I was so unpopular in my friend group that everyone but two people "sided with my ex" in their words; the other two "didn't side." I'd told my ex that I hated her, so I asked my friend to tell her I'm sorry, my ex-friend then replied with death threats. Like WHAT? FML
Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML
Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Open mouth, insert foot.
perdix 31
If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)
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Welshite 40
Open mouth, insert foot.
mn_shr 22
Honest mistake OP. Happens to everyone.
Wizardo 34
Freud would be proud...
DustyStorm 16
It does happen! Hopefully your friend understands and you were able to backtrack and recover nicely. Gotta love that awkward moment after....ughhhh!
kim_larsa 5
*twinkles toes*
BauerMegan 31
Ha #1 I lol'ed
fareith 15
A translation for OP - Open foot, insert mouth
RedWingSD 6
Lol looks like yøu were the one who sucked lol
supercalyyy 7
This really sucks! Sorry OP
jakeydudey 13
I'm not sure if its already been said, but there's a button for that.
fareith 15
24 - I'm not sure if it's already been said, but you don't have to be a dick about it.
molzipan 16
I think you came off more as a dick than 24, #37
Ian7890 23
I think you came off as more of a dick than 37 being a dick to 24, #50
fareith 15
50 - Good job, your understanding of sarcasm and human nature is outstanding.
cgguardian 17
Ouch, slip of the tongue...I hope you explained it afterwards! D:
JamieLT 22
Yeah, bc I'm sure if you did, It is understandable. Little tongue tied. Nbd
prickly_pear 9
Awkward.
perdix 31
If she did really suck, she wouldn't have gotten dumped ;)
supercalyyy 7
Not if she sucked at sucking ;)
The_Thinker 18
Oh, dammit perdix! Got there before me, you did.
perdix 31
#10, Amen to that! #17, sorry ;)
Pro_Nothing 9
The thinker must really start to think less and do more
The_Thinker 18
I know, right?
VampireBiter 7
Thank you #6 for reading my mind
JoeGrant 12
Freudian slips - they'll get you every time.
Punny 3
i hope your friend understands
journeytotheend 16
This really devastating
The_Thinker 18
On the contrary, if your friend could really suck, I doubt she would've been dumped in the first place.
JamieLT 22
Aw. Sorry to your friend. But she probably understood when you explained what you meant to say.