Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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Top comments
Dswank620 18
Time to get some new friends OP
HowAreYouToday 34
Either they're joking, or you have some mofos to unfriend.
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Comments (81)
dudeofawe 15
Whether it was a joke or not, you need you get some friends that aren't so rude.
avapaige1234 19
Go to your friend's wall and post, "Too bad this ******** of a friend is fake."
MermaidAnnariea 10
a lot of people say that as a sarcastic pointing out the obvious sort of comment. like "yeah well, too bad you're wrong" or something stupid. i don't know why, but that's how it is. they might have meant it that way.
blowtrees420 6
time to be more likable OP
brittyboo123 35
It's amazing how rude people can be. And what if because of that, you killed yourself? I bet they would feel like shit then. Stay strong OP.
summerjtaylor8 5
Or you made it yourself for attention and it back fired?
djinnyf 12
They probably just wanted to look smart and show they knew it was fake!!! (Liked the "fake" part, and not the "too bad" part!)
Rababco 29
If they're all good friends and they mess with each other like this than it would be funny, OP could send an even better come back. Otherwise, that's pretty cruel to post about someone.