Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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Top comments
Dswank620 18
Time to get some new friends OP
HowAreYouToday 34
Either they're joking, or you have some mofos to unfriend.
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Comments (81)
azwethinkweiz87 11
Pretty cruel joke. That would probably upset me too to be honest. Just try to laugh it off and make a plan to get revenge on your friend - the prank war has begun heehee :)
Axel5238 29
Whether or not the OP is a dick I doubt whatever he did warranted potentially having people think he was actually dead. Plus if one of his close friends or family saw it and didn't know it was a joke... Yeah no.
emilyjgraham 34
"Too bad this page is fake"... how does that make them happy they're not dead? That sounds very much like they're gutted he isn't!!
Jhtsosa 5
Why would you mess with your friends like that? Sounds like the boy who cried wolf
deedoubles 6
Maybe they liked the comment just as a way to show their appreciation that you're actually not dead.
smc3106 25
Time to evaluate yourself, if your friends don't even like you... Lol
CreepInTheCorner 11
That's horrible D: sorry OP
DarkAngel2515 5
That's horrible. I'm sorry. Time to find some real friends
TRYoungn 6
Okay......I'm not understanding this here. OP is complaining that the "most liked post" was the one that said it was "fake". Isn't that a good thing? Doesn't this show OP had some smarter friends that knew better?
uncommentor 11
It's not actually "funny" to do things like that anyways. It's really insensitive to make a page hoping to convince people that someone has died, even if in the end people weren't all that upset. The intentions were bad.