Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate got kicked out of his old house because he pulled a gun on his old roommates and threatened them. The reason? They nagged him about dishes he left in the sink. Well, only 10 months left on the lease. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
Today, after losing my job, my apartment and my man, I had to move back in with my mom, at 37. She’s a total slob; I can’t function without clean, organized spaces. So, hey, at least I have a new full-time job now: cleaning up after her. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML
Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML
Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
File a report or do something, not sure how things work in the UK, get new roommates. that's some major bullshit.
Ctrl_H 18
Eww you're one of those people who wash their hands after using the restroom too I bet. That ***** nasty brah.
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olpally 33
File a report or do something, not sure how things work in the UK, get new roommates. that's some major bullshit.
Reaper5639 16
I agree it is total bullshit, that is definitely not a valid reason to get kicked out. You get weird people.
mpkpm 19
Unfortunately for OP if he hasn't signed anything for the flat there little to nothing he can do.
kuzzy00 22
You'd think OP would sign an agreement, pay bond, the rent in advance... BEFORE moving all gear into a flat. Lesson to be learned: Don't enter any agreement without a contact!
applebramble 22
I'm sure Gordon Ramsay would approve OP keeping the kitchen clean .
imyy 20
Gordon Ramsay would've kicked him out, too :-) Unless he can cook as well...
codytallica 38
lol
Mirorbo 27
That has got to be one of the most unusual reasons for getting kicked out before even finishing moving in. Maybe they find it suspicious for some strange reason? Good luck in finding a new flat, dah'ling!!
crazytwinsmom 25
Did you throw out someone's cookies or something they weren't done with?
Mirorbo 27
I... beg your pardon, dear?
barakados 11
"Sorry guys, I think the samoas had gone bad" "Get out" "...But they were 4 months old" "OUT" "Geez ! Fine!"
crazytwinsmom 25
@64 I meant that for OP, not you. Sorry I wasn't clear on that.
jennyalexis01 11
now you know what kind of people they are lol
babygurll19 10
How is that funny?
mea_iloveskiing 26
Sheldon and leonard don't have this kind of problem
whiskeey 14
Maybe that's because it's a TV show?
Durantye 8
I'm pretty sure it was a joke... But good on ya taking it seriously.
albinochipmunks 7
We know it was a joke, but it was a stupid one.
TiroC 25
The first thing you do is to sign some sort of paper you can fall back on, granted it's a harsh move from them but you deserved it!
Lil_Red777 21
Nobody deserves that.
kuzzy00 22
Referring to my comment above; the "getting kicked out" part OP deserves because they didn't sign a contract. The reason for kicking them out is stupid xD personally, my flatmates are tidier than me and I couldn't be happier about it as it's made me tidier; our flat is spotless now consistently. Always involve yourself with people who make you a better person.
Ctrl_H 18
Eww you're one of those people who wash their hands after using the restroom too I bet. That ***** nasty brah.
SgtAssCheeks 21
@33 missed the joke by 'that' much
itsalanis 25
Something must be up in their heads for having their own reason to kick you out of there like that. I hope you find a new place of residence soon, so best of luck to you on that! :)
feven 32
Ask him what's wrong with that...
themonesterman 12
Thats some bs. If I were you, I would investigate and try to report. GL OP!
Jellybellybeanz 22
How does that even work? "Too clean??" Is that even possible??
Jenn50 19
Maybe OP hears "You keep the kitchen too clean." when roomie says, "Stop putting bleach in my food."
Axel5238 29
Possible, my gf and I both keep the kitchen clean, but she easily freaks out about a few bowls in the sink. Unless, the OP seemed way too concerned that everything be spotless and started to piss off the other room mates. That's the only thing I can think of.