Today, a friend thought it would be funny to make a R.I.P. page for me on Facebook. Most liked post? "Too bad this page is fake." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML
Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I decided it would be pretty amusing to press the "Like" button on everyone's status on Facebook without reading them just to get on peoples' nerves. After re-reading them later, I found out one of them said "I MISS YOU SOO MUCH GRANDMOM. RIP". I liked that her grandmother died. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
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Top comments
Dswank620 18
Time to get some new friends OP
HowAreYouToday 34
Either they're joking, or you have some mofos to unfriend.
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Comments (81)
umyeahh 13
Assholes, man. Assholes everywhere.
SlapAndTickle 20
Considering everyone has them, yup they are everywhere.
wonders8 3
What a 'friend'?!
profoundkisses 18
That's pretty cruel :(
Merylwen 24
That's so cruel. Try not to let it get to you, OP... =/
Lil_pink 8
I think they're joking
ropeandneck 7
quwack.
vipirius 18
Why is everyone so quick to defend OP, for all we know he could be a huge dick.
AholeCop 11
I think its because even if OP is a Dick, it doesn't justify creating a page supporting their death. Most people are aware of recent extreme cases of cyber bullying. I work in a state where this would be considered harassment.
gabbi630 16
How is that funny?!
soul_meets_body 11
Bullying is not cool OP. you should unfriend and block them on Facebook and real life.
patrickalamo 48
Another reason Facebook needs a don't like option.
kenoswild 14
Those kinds of hoaxes are too cruel. I've seen someone fake her own death, and we got a call from 'her boyfriend' (on a tty) saying she committed suicide. Halfway through she slipped in her story and I busted her. On Facebook, people were writing rip on her wall and I had to break the news she was faking it. Boy was everyone pissed!!