Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
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Top comments
hoopfrog 14
Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah
inner_peace 19
One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.
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Comments (197)
wassuploves 16
she would be gagging in a bathroom if it were that...
hk1998 8
That must have been a sticky situation
s_castine 7
I would view my sister so much differently. next time you see her bf you gotta tell em yall can't talk
Marie54321 19
It's because of these situations that locks were created
ostfaiz 18
you are one caring brother on the other hand Ydi for not knocking the door of a young lady, you may found her in any fishing situation!!!
slyde32 12
think you missed a bit there, he said he did knock then heard her gasp
ostfaiz 18
knock till you get a response
Ogodwhyzzz 6
No offense OP but at least have some class for the both of you. Knock before entering or state you're coming in. And don't give head while others are inside the house.
derpina72 23
Don't you think if she was gonna make herself throw up she'd do it quietly in the bathroom? Just a thought. Anyways, at least you were trying to be a good brother. Sucks you had to see that OP!
AoC15 10
Somebody got their ass kicked
islandjumper 7
Ha awesome
Stryker_13 19
Damn talk about no privacy! Wait until the invitation into the room or expect the worse possible outcome lol