Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend went down on me for the first time. Just as I was reaching climax, my brother raced into the bathroom right next to my door and began to vomit extremely loudly. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML
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Top comments
hoopfrog 14
Quiet gagging.. Always think BJ hahah
inner_peace 19
One of those moments where you wish you could have the mind wipe device from "Men in Black." Most definitely FYL, OP.
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Comments (197)
678bebe 15
well thats always awks
blubblubbnb 6
is this the lazy way to say awkward?
ahippienamedrae 10
i almost spat out my ice cream when i got to the end of this post
dontjudgeme14 9
Bulimic?
PokeZilla 9
#35 The only thing that could make this worse is if you were eating vanilla ice cream...
tbon3r 15
I think I'd rather let myself believe she was bulimic.. better than having that image stuck in your head..
Vickeh 15
A simple knock on the door and you could have avoided this situation :p
TheLadyOpal 30
He DID knock first.
LittleBells 17
A simple extra check of reading before writing that comment could have spared you a lot of downvotes
Poppy8127 15
Her sister could have been young anyway
EffyFails 18
as soon as I saw gagging I assumed this just think if you were in your room and she knocked on your door you'd prefer for you to answer her to come in first than her just knock and barge in, hate when people do that renders the knock pointless if she's in her room with her boyfriend chances are...
FMLGUY254 1
Why didn't you just ask if she was ok? Be smarter next time.
NotDarkKnight 27
I'm getting choked up from this FML.
Meraki 19
FYL OP. A lot of people are saying you shouldn't have just barged in, but with a sister who was almost hospitalised because of her eating disorder, which she hid as long as she could, I say it's better to walk in on something like that but know your sister isn't slowly killing herself than come back in a few months and realise your suspicions were right. Awkward, maybe, but imo you're a good brother for that.
d_g_Asm 7
At least it wasn't YOUR boyfriend.