Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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Panu 14
Next time just say "stop it guys your turning me on." I'm sure it will work in your favour from then on.
Gofigure989 3
Why didn't you just say something?
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Comments (43)
itwasntme14 19
Do you really blame them? You're the one who past out then continued to pretend to be asleep. YDI for not letting them know you were up.
SecundusSecunda 27
Wow, what a bro. Friend of the year award goes to OP. On the other hand, I don't think I would choose to sit through that lol
Pikachurr13 11
You the real MVP
Witchylady 18
Why didn't you just surprise them by smacking them on the back of the head. No more make out session with you in the car anymore.
seriously_CAT 6
I've been that person before, it's a weird experience.
shredder257 9
Good guy Greg
waitingtoolong 11
OP may have an anxiety problem and couldn't just let them know s/he was awake like that. In the past, when I stayed over at friends' houses, I used to pretend to be asleep for hours until someone would come and "wake me up," just because the thought of their responses to me waking up and joining the group made me so nervous. I can only imagine that waking up in this circumstance would be way more nerve-wracking.
gorgeous_vixen95 12
At least they didn't have sex too while u were pretending to sleep lol that would've been even worse!
Toksik_Kid 14
Lol I'm gonna do this to a friend who disrespected me
DeadxManxWalking 27
didn't want to be that **** block