Today, I had fallen asleep in the back of a friend's car on the way home from a night out. When I woke up, they were in the middle of a full-on make out session. I had to pretend to be asleep for 20 minutes until they decided to "wake me up". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I woke up around 5am from a party I had last night, still quite drunk. This chick was lying next to me from the night before. I kissed her, and about a minute and a half into some heavy making out, she opened her eyes and said, "Oh, it's you." Then got up and walked out. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
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Panu 14
Next time just say "stop it guys your turning me on." I'm sure it will work in your favour from then on.
Gofigure989 3
Why didn't you just say something?
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Comments (43)
saraaa2552 15
You should of just said something
luther48 20
Should have** or should've ** Not should OF
everythingelena 28
you should've made some loud stretching and yawning sounds to wake up... that would make them stop real quick... or use a whoopie cushion sound make them realize you could be awake sure it sucks seeing your friends making out especially if you're the third wheel, but why not have some fun with it
Lalala579121 28
Or pretended to talk in your sleep and say some really weird stuff just to see their reaction.
freddygasman 18
I would have held my phone up like I was recording them until they noticed, and when they did I would just look at them with a smile and ask why'd you stop.
Goblin182 27
You didn't "have to". You could have spoken up and decided not to. Its called voyeurism.
Lepisma 38
Yikes, awkward.
vikky538 29
You now how important it is for them not to stop.
LPac5295 27
Ooh awkward indeed. Should that ever happen again you could always show some signs of you waking up. Like move yourself and look out the window or something so they know you're awake.
Mahcookiez 15
You should've yawned and made sounds indicating that you were waking up so they would stop.
Raath00 7
Good guy OP! For not killing the mood, 2 awesome points
lilchris0227 4
shoulda pretended to wake up in a panic as if you had a nightmare.
Badkarma4u 17
You chose to pretend to be asleep. I would have just woke up had a laugh maybe said "get a room" and left.