Anonymous
United States
This is fine
Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ironic driver
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Takes one to know one
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
DWIcop
Today, while leaving our county courthouse after testifying as the arresting officer in multiple DWI cases, I hit a wrong way sign in the court’s parking lot. All the defense attorneys were outside, asking me if I was drunk. FML
driverman12
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML
notdrivinganytimesoon
Richardson, United States
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
hockusa3
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Anonymous
Greeley, United States
Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML
Ladyfarquard
Today, I got charged with drink driving, without even driving my car. FML
Top comments
shadowtrooper 0
hahaha dude stop drinking and driving
littlemissalex 3
Don't drink and drive, it's that simple. I dot care if you kill yourself doing it, but don't you dare kill an innocent person
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twinb76 7
you're a loser. drinking and driving kills. that's why the staff called police and had you arrested, you moron. and yes, I've had people arrested for DUI too. grow up you idiot.
Bubbles1354 0
haha how does tht happen
jeffdubya 0
quit drinking and driving and putting innocent people at risk.
SamanthaRose143 6
What is a Whataburger??
thatarabkid 7
Whattahead.
Beckaroo02 0
Like they say "if whataburger had a check point we would all be f*d!!" hahahaha
harkdog 0
Wow. I love how people keep asking "What's Whataburger?" Look at the previous comments and who knows? Maybe you'll learn something.
Dizz3499 0
YDI for drinking and driving wanker.....
smexehXredhead0 0
Fail...
1prettymilf_fml_fml 5
I work at mcdonalds and there have been people who have gotten pulles over in drive thru. It happens more than what you woud think