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Stevie This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

They're after us!

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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VampObsessed 16

They are trying to kill us. Seriously..just listen to her and you might survive the Gnome Apocolypse. If you want any tips..ask. I have my survival kit made and everything.

lauralavenderbab 0

garden gnomes are freaky

Attack of the gnomes!!!

zombie0niqqa 0

That sounds like my uncle.

SexyDrPepper 2

can't trust those motherfuckers

Buzz, Woody, Chucky, Slappy... just wait and see...!

Killer gnomes are real man!

Those things are evil.

she either needs to start taking medication, or stop taking medication