Anonymous
United States
Today, my Dad and I killed a cockroach with a large metal pole. It was the most bonding experience we have ever had. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
youngboob
Topeka, United States
Today, after my dad trying every bait, hormone, and poison, the cockroaches in this apartment have gone crazy. They are trying to kill themselves. One tried to commit suicide, by suffocation, in my mouth this morning. FML
tiredmom
Phoenix, United States
Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML
Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
unemployed
Modesto, United States
Hi guys
Today, I walked out the back door of my place of employment and looked down to see a huge cockroach. This is quite a normal occurrence, so I thought nothing of it until I realized it was struggling to drag the corpse of one of its friends into the building. FML
cockroach
United States
Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
shat
San Francisco, United States
YAAAAAAAAAAAASS
Today, I woke up to the feeling of something crawling up my leg. I threw back the bed sheets and saw it was a cockroach. My dad said my ensuing scream was so girlish that he wondered what the hell my sister was doing in my bedroom. FML
Heartbroken
United States
Today, I spent 2 hours making the perfect card for my dad for Father's Day. When I handed it to him, he smiled and said "Thank you" and then killed a fly with it. I found it in the trash a couple of hours later. FML
CockroachCluster
Today, I turned on my A/C for the first time in a couple of months. A family of ginormous cockroaches climbed out of the air vent and a few clumps of dead cockroaches fell to the ground. FML
Bryce
Very fishy
Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML
Anonymous
East Hampton, United States
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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FlashBurn 13
I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.
DontClickOnMe 28
Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.
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N8George 9
Personally, I prefer broccoli over carrots.
FlashBurn 13
I used to play with those as a kid... I was odd, lol. Use Boric Acid! They squirm in agony before they die. Then use the corpse as an example for other roaches who debate invading your place.
CaramelMacchiato 13
I can just imagine it. OP's dad: "Son, today you're a man." :}P
Jonkbaby 23
are you talking about the bug or the pole
MetalxSoldier 26
That is so Metal! (pun intended)
MissssUnderstood 13
WTF .....
onealmxwilson 18
It took two people to kill a cockroach?
maxmex13 7
76 - Those guys are tough, they can withstand a nuclear bomb.
kuykerjr 3
I just used a coffee pot to melt the the faces and legs then drop it around my house
N8George 9
I hate ice cream but I love skittles.
demonkonga 5
Next time use the metal pole to kill a raccon
cakeddeath 1
Or a bear
Jonkbaby 23
*beer
rattusrattus 19
Nah, the metallic taste of the pole would taint the deliciousness of the beer. Just drink it straight from the glass like most people do.
DontClickOnMe 28
Was the large metal pole necessary or was it just more fun that way? I'd hate to see a cockroach big enough that can only be killed with a large metal pole.
XHerobrineX 4
Definitely necessary... Overkill never gets old. >=]
KaanTech 0
i did clicked on you Again as always... i see you changed your about me section in your profile for the 2nd time. i m your stalker here and here only
DontClickOnMe 28
Oh wow, I'm so flattered that you even noticed. I'm blushing now. ;)
Jf770 10
Didn't realize I commented the same thing as you o.O oops.
pigbilly 0
Overkill: so rarely nessicery, but so often fun!
xninix_fml 36
@62 I clicked on you ;P
Keevarou 17
Just wait until the zombie apocalypse then!:) But at least you two did some bonding, although not that much, but every bit counts ^^ Fyl :/
Krirn 21
Right, every bit of the cockroach counts towards more bonding.
jerseyboy732 16
doesn't matter, bonded
mugu 0
Yea psychopathy is a pretty specific thing to bond over lol!! Plus it's genetic, so I guess thats a plus point!!
TwiztedYuri 9
killing roaches Still counts
Jf770 10
A metal pole? Is that really necessary?
metalwolf 17
They probably didn't have fire or or a satellite in orbit so i guess they settled.
Jonkbaby 23
13 twss
Jf770 10
I usually use a shoe...
Il_Maestro 6
They probably couldn't find their Nokia phones
KnightAngela1109 10
Ohhh you guys can come over to my aunt's house you and your father will leave being closer then ever
moneybagz131 6
I know how u feel. We've even dealing with roaches for the past 3 years because my cuzin slept over and brought her backpack. They came from her backpack,.,
william8691 10
#14's right you should go to her aunts and you guys could have a four some that would definitely give you guys bonding time possibly an everyday bonding routine lol
ILoveEggnog 7
Was it the size of a car or something?
kateRAWR 4
If it was the size of a car i think they would have used a lorry to kill it :)