Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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tateh22 1
That's a side effect of heroin, mite wanna get her checked out haha
bizarre_ftw 22
Coo-coo hut it is then? No mum it's okay!! These men are here to protect you from the CIA gnomes!!!! I promise! *smiles while counting his early inheritance*
lbeevee 0
You let her know she was correct, right?
Shelzyq 2
Shes a schizophrenic. Serious.
silent51 0
hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!
Ducky_N_Ozzies 6
She been watching goosebumps to much lol but.ur mom sounds kool
xoxodenisee 0
Um well good luck and b careful the gnomes got my neighbors o_o! Hahaahahaha ur moms an idiot
jcjackson100 0
What is she smokin
jeepy_fml 4
pass your mum a knife to stab the gnomes
eaze_ya_miind 1
mama knows best!! them things are straight EVIL.