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Stevie This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

They're after us!

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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Tale your mom to see a shrink, I mean, seriously.

Your mom's on shrooms..

iluffmcrandbvb 1

you too huh? damn lawn gnomes..

LOL...your mom is R-Truth

hey maybe she has her reasons! its doesnt mean she retarded!

It's called schizophrenia mixed with chronic paranoia. Get your mom to a doctor

Tell your dad to buy a couple and at night stick one on her night stand and listen

I love your mother.

notsooperfect 0

See! The voices can talk to anyone! Even garden gnomes! (and they will kill you eventually)