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Stevie This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

They're after us!

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?

You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.

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dudde id feel so awesome if thats what my mom thought id be bragging

Fortitudine 3

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they were.... They're from Wal-mart after all

And your proof that they are not doing just that is what?

oxxxjackyxxxo 3

i actually threw the ones we had away because i thought they wer evil and creepy, but then i was (and kinda still am) afraid that theyll come bak for their revenge >=O

YDI for buying lawn gnomes.

kitty1033 5

Your mom is awesome.

Awesome mother! Total acid trips.

It's true. I saw them.

MsMeiriona 2

Leave out a bowl of milk and hope the brownies fight them off. Bonus, they might clean up your kitchen