Stevie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
They're after us!
Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML
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saIty 17
Did you also know that your toys come alive when you're not inside the house?
the_easter_bunny 1
You think she's crazy now... But just wait. You'll see.
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Smidgery 5
Knomes have been out to get us since forever, my friend has one that wolf whistles when you walk by it and I'm sure any South Park fan out there knows that Wal-Mart is eviiiil, it's probably been planning this for years, preparing all of it's toys for world domination! Brace yourself the end is nigh! :D Muahahaha!
HeyImAmy 20
Did your mom watch Gnomeo & Juliet or something? That movie is just one example of lawn gnomes coming alive.
jayemdoubleyou 1
I was going call you out for an obvious lie, the I saw you were from Canada.
LukeSmith 1
In all fairness, they probably are.
AlaskaChickey 3
WOW! It's just to bad that there isn't a "Your Mom forgot to take her crazy pills" button for us to click on and cast a vote!
arlo1024 0
Their on to us!
SayHiToChucky 0
Gnafia.
pita2423 10
ivwould have fun with this, tell her that u have reasoned with the gnomes and they won't kill everyone if she gives the op what ever they want.
khalia1239 0
They mostly come at night...mostly
zachmofo 0
Most people I see shopping at Wal-Mart are Crazy. So I would say she fits the bill.