Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
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Top comments
rosiegrewup 0
Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.
Sviiiden 0
Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!
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Comments (174)
LadyKaya 0
LOL...your profile picture is win, btw.
AndruFTW 0
LOL shud hav vomitted on her =]
trivel64 16
LOL shud hav payed attention in 5th grade English class =]
GloomySkyz 0
Did she tell you to "Aim and project" your voice?
holy_crap 0
thats one crazy theatre teacher you've got there
56578 0
if you're in college, you should go to the dean of students office. if not, have a nice long chat with your school principal. what she did wasn't fair.
cuhsawwndra4yoo 0
She sounds like a bitch.
King_of_Kings 3
i agree with #9. she is a ****. don't put up with that shit.
King_of_Kings 3
i'm #17 again? how is it that 4 out of 5 times i comment an FML, i end up being #17?
ammali 0
Yeah, this is where you definitely go above her head. She is not only a total heartless bitch for doing that, but I'm pretty sure she isn't allowed to either. That sucks :/
King_of_Kings 3
you should report her to whoever is in charge.