Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying, "I want my cat back." I have no idea what they are talking about. FML
Today, I thought I had fully patched up the hole in the wall near the stairs. I was proven wrong when I heard my cat screaming and hissing near it. The black cat who lives in my backyard decided to say hi, which my cat didn't take too kindly to. She absolutely whooped his ass. Not a fun thing to wake up to. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.
Gingerly 0
Are you retarded? Stray and Feral cats can be really mean, they'll attack the shit out of you if they feel threatened.
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Comments (96)
lolinternet 0
Cats are all pure innocent cuddly creatures that would never do such a thing without provocation, YDI.
Unregistered 0
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thealliance 0
YDI FOR READING NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH
XxKate1294xX 0
Most wouldn't, a few would. My cat wouldn't but my aunt had an INSANE cat. It jumped off the bookshelf onto her back digging his claws in all the way down her back, and she needed stitches.
lmtlmt 7
Not all cats are pure innocent cuddly creatures that would never do such a thing without provocation!! omg dude seriously.
the_lololagist 11
That's true, but why would this guy /not/ be upset if he got attacked by a cat that he didn't know was even in the house, and just happened not to be friendly?
Gingerly 0
Are you retarded? Stray and Feral cats can be really mean, they'll attack the shit out of you if they feel threatened.
hellzrydaz 0
lolinternet, you are a ******* shit head, cats suck dick, so **** you
hellzrydaz 0
ur a fukin dumbass
TwinTurbo57 0
BS. The stray cat in my neighborhood would beg to differ
spearodude 0
yeah, you're a cat person.
steveakafranxy 7
no they wouldn't, but as far as cats are concerned, "provocation" could just be you getting too close
tatesp0138 3
What the heck r u talkin bout??!?
LadyAlathia 0
Irony is a beautiful thing. ^_^
JustSoLost 8
LOL
steveakafranxy 7
She didn't "steal" your comment, she wrote it first
what_thefk 0
LOL haha watch out
Atreyu_Love 0
Damn that sucks. make sure it doesn't give you infections
neverinmyfavor 0
I lul'd @ this.
Dahlia_F 0
i lol'd also.
greenltrn2003 0
yeahh I did too!
screwtaylor 0
Kill it. Then eat it for dinner.
hahafmls 8
wtf.
the_stereotype 0
i don't know what they're called, but you light fire on poop and leave it at the doorstep. do something like that but leave a note saying, "here's some crap on fire. watch out, it's not clean."
JustCallMeCloud 0
The guy was his roommate meaning they share the same room and house. How would leaving a burning bag of poo in front of your own door be a good way to get back at him?
TOOMUCHSAUCE 0
LOL
tingting1 0
ahaha what a helpful roomate you have
Intoxicunt 6
Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.
iljajlm 4
FTW intoxicunt
Intoxicunt 6
Thank you. I didn't think that was that good, but thanks.
DameGreyWulf 1
What if the room mate is gay though? I still think that's hilarious though, "I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in" - I don't know why, but that part in particular kills me.
Intoxicunt 6
Then he may enjoy the prospect of it, until they get down to business and he realizes "large" didn't refer to the man's height. ;) PINK SOCK.
Intoxicunt 6
I swear someone complimented me before #20. I wasn't thanking myself. XD
Intoxicunt 6
Exactly! =D
screwtaylor 0
You edited your post to sound like mine! No fair. >:O