Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML
Today, I was rehearsing for a school play. My drama teacher keeps criticising the part where I fake-trip, saying I make it look terribly fake. During today's rehearsal, I actually tripped for real, and smashed my kneecaps against the floor with a scream. He still said my "acting" sucked. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML
Today, I had my first day in an acting class. Our assignment was to perform a dramatic monologue. I got super into it, threw myself into character, and dramatically fell to my knees to deliver a line. Unfortunately, my knees slipped, and I faceplanted into the floor in front of the entire class. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML
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rosiegrewup 0
Complain to the principal. That is totally out of line.
Sviiiden 0
Your teacher's a bitch...an obvious but necessary comment!
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TBD3 0
"Today, I was sitting in the front row during drama. For some reason this girl was there even though she (I'm assuming you're a girl because your name is Juliet) had a stomach flu. My teacher made her go up and as she was performing she threw up all over me. FML"
may_cause_fail 0
Why were even at school, if you were that sick? If you're not well enough to participate in normal school things, just stay home.
lara522 0
Wow, you have a really bitchy teacher. Talk to your principal about it so you don't fail. And I don't how anyone can say you deserved that.
BrickyV 0
i wish i was one of them lucky fellas in the first row if you get my motion *D hahahahahahahaah
dammn 0
shes a bitchhhhhhhhhhhhhh , end of story . (:
rekabdarb 0
yeah you can get said person fired or something, that is very unacceptable
FlightlessTalk 0
that sucks. what an unfair teacher!!! :( feel better...
BLooDYxNiGHTS 0
I hope you get to feeling better soon! Your teacher's a complete bitch. You should talk to someone about her.
mrl_fml 0
i hate teachers like that.....i hope you feel better
horse_girl 0
omg thats so bad! poor people at the show! that is SOOO GROSS!