Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I got fired. To make things worse, I had to sit in three-hour bumper to bumper traffic, waiting for a wreck to clear on my way home. In front of me was a fat man with a hairy butt crack on a motorcycle. I was forced to stare at a fat, underwear-less man's ass for 3 hours. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I had the misfortune of getting my period during another exam. And yes, the male professor also noticed this time. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
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Top comments
ghembob 2
Well.. you didn't have to stare at his ass crack. Your own fault for looking down there in the first place.
mattman1994 0
don't blame another persons ass crack for your failing grade. that's an even worse excuse than "my dog ate my homework"
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Comments (87)
britishcookie 0
O: you got tuuuurned onnnn.
perdix 31
You've got to resist that animal instinct to stare at cleavage! If it's not the cleavage between shapely female breasts, you've got to make your gray matter dominate the reptilian brain. If it's hairy butt crack or manboobs, you've got to be a chimp not a turtle.
skisftw 0
mcas or somthin?
gossipguy101 0
you shouldn't have been staring at his ass you dumb f**k xoxo gossipguy101
18roses 0
omg. we were just talking abt how seeing sum1s bck crack is gross.
Eohlas 4
Ugh. Definitely your fault. If it was that revolting, just lower your eyes until you can't see his butt crack anymore.
Houndourpup 0
why didn't you LOOK AT THE EXAME YOU DINGDONG!?
nxthendrix123 0
you dont have to stare buddy
gr3y_fml 1
You're seriously blaming a lowered grade on someone's butt crack?! That's the lamest excuse for not studying I've heard yet.
mr_miyagi 0
you should have just filled it in with your caulk...get it?