Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML
Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
Today, I was taking an important exam for Calculus. Out of nowhere, the kid behind me starts violently kicking my desk. I quickly turn around and yell at him. He was having a seizure. FML
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Hellsno 0
drama queen
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
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leisl14 0
hahahaha
genius_man16 1
#1 You are a total idiot. I mean really, who care if they're staring at you? #2 In your (semi) defense I find it really pointless to look at the clock during an exam. All you are doing is wasting time you could be using to take the test.
Zen2nd 0
Well its important to keep an eye on the time so you aren't spending too much time on the one question.
epicfailburger 0
OWNED by a clock!
JojoChuo 8
Pretty stupid that the colock is at the back of the room... should put it at the front...
JojoChuo 8
Clock* ...
mcdonna 3
lmao
xMeganMayhem 6
If they weren't staring before, they're definitely staring now...
Hellsno 0
drama queen
OnerousMemories 0
thats just messed up man,making a mistake doesn't automatically make you a danger to the community
crazycornn 0
lol 78 you make me laugh! expelled? are you serious? XDXDXD ppl get expelled for possesion or carrying weapons and stuff like that! not fir being stupid! but OP, Y still DI for being dumb and conceited.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, who really cares if people are staring at you?
yourMUMSgash 0
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weed smoker
Atamix 0
i almost did the same thing. then i realized there was a poster behind me
john_bell 0
I almost did the same thing but I'm not a ******* idiot.
plexico 4
Paranoia will destroy ya!
RR05 0
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your probably the biggest idiot alive. i hope you die
davidomke 0
stats prove one out of one do
IambecomeRAWR 0
Yeah! Go #7! **** all those people with their idiosyncrasies! BURN THE PARANOID!!!
Alphabetica 0
That's ridiculous. As if you'd do that during an exam, what a drama queen.
giratina16 0
hmm common sense you don't yell in an exam duh YDI
season4reason 0
wow, bad luck there but you need to come to terms with your paranoia there....focus on the exam and answering the questions instead of what others are doing around you, even if it is them staring at you