Today, I found out that the man who came into work yesterday, the man who tried to grope me from over the counter, the one who spat his drink in my face, the one who kicked me in the shins when he didn't like the way his food tasted, is a regular and I can expect him three times a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, my abusive ex-boyfriend yet again decided to eat at the restaurant I work at. It’s traumatizing to me, and I think that’s why he does it. FML
Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML
Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML
Today, at work, a guy tried to buy me for a dollar. I've only been there a week and it's the third time it's happened. FML
Today, I was working the night shift when a guy came in smelling like alcohol. He kept muttering his order, so I leaned over the register to hear him better. My ear now smells of vomit. FML
Today, I received my first customer complaint. It said, "I am a regular customer and when I come in, he is always smiling and tells me he will see me soon when I leave. This makes me feel very uncomfortable." Now I'm under investigation for sexual harassment. FML
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Top comments
Ithok1 3
Heres a tip. Spiting in the face and Kicking is assault and groping is sexual harassment or even assault depending on how you wanna word it. Call them police and have them tazer his ass. If your boss doesn't like it tell him it creates a hostile work environment and the department of labor may have to be called.
ABbaby 10
Where do you work, and why haven't you reported him??
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Comments (105)
machiko_fml 0
Spit in his food an don't let anyone find out!
Ithok1 3
Heres a tip. Spiting in the face and Kicking is assault and groping is sexual harassment or even assault depending on how you wanna word it. Call them police and have them tazer his ass. If your boss doesn't like it tell him it creates a hostile work environment and the department of labor may have to be called.
lil_lucy23 0
this!
MsBrainDamage 0
exactly. and if you don't tell the police then I'm sorry but you are an idiot and you can't complain anymore. I'm sure the place you work at has cameras right? There's your evidence right there now stop feeling shitty for yourself and do something about it!!
minette08 0
not only is it assault, but if that guy has any kind of disease that could be spread (hiv or aids, for example), that's a felony (in regards to spitting in the face). report or call the cops.
aback 5
You really should be able to call the cops on him. If your boss doesn't like it, threaten to sue.
perdix 31
Now you can tell everyone you have a boyfriend, and an abusive one at that. In some parts of Texas, the abusive boyfriend is a status symbol.
MetalFish 0
Everything you post is controversial... It's AWESOME! :D
peacelovekat 0
that is always the answer
Jacckay 3
Who gropes people?
styphon 5
me
tpike1296 11
win
hawtstuff92 0
tell your boss or whoevers in charge and get them to take care of it. if they don't, quit.
mR_StAtiiC 0
wow this is a Ydi, who the duck would take that from someone.
Person1233 13
Someone who wants to keep their job in today's economy.
Eric123456789000 0
Yeah, she deserves to be harrassed 3 times a week. Makes perfect sense.
dOnTcOmPlAin_fml 0
Dude....im sorry....
guitar0501 0
what a boss