Today, I finally told my dad that I hate his girlfriend. I said her daughter's a complete whore, and her son is annoying as fuck. Turns out they were in the house and within earshot, ready to throw me a birthday party. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad's new wife, who is two years younger than me (I'm 24) and hates that I'm a lesbian, threw a fit when I told her that I would never call her Mom. My dad took her side. I don't live with them but still… FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML
Today, I found out why my dad doesn't want my girlfriend coming to our house anymore. Apparently, her dad used to bully him a lot during high school and he's never gotten over it. He's threatened to disown me if she comes back over here. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, it's my 15th birthday. My dad stumbled into my bedroom at six in the morning, completely drunk, and slurred the "Happy Birthday" song. Then he told me to go fuck myself, and said that he wished I was never born. Me too, dad. Me too. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
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MandyMeow_fml 18
Well, I hope you felt like a complete bitch, because you acted like a royal one.
tony1891 22
Happy birthday!
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Comments (50)
brandoneyez1 25
It's a new relationship, and your entitled to your feelings. Just don't express them anytime around a birthday. Might get surprised.
Mightytall 35
*you're
Nilorak 24
Also how do you know it's a new relationship?
brandoneyez1 25
Clearly by OPs feelings of the kids that's why she's complaining.
Zoey_M_fml 24
*he's
Lil_Red777 21
He could've been with her for years and OP is just now saying something.
afkwarrior 25
Maybe if the daughter had burst out of the cake in a bikini, whilst the son was continuously blowing an air horn this would be more easily justifiable.
Emmiii_fml 18
Bursting out of a cake in a bikini makes you a *****? I learn something new everyday.
afkwarrior 25
I did say MORE justifiable, not totally. It doesn't help the image, especially not if it's for your step-brother...?
crandel 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You disliking the girlfriend is one thing, but how is your opinion of her kids even relevant? He's dating her, not her kids.
paigexox0 37
The kids are a pretty important part too..he cant just ignore them. I mean, they would be his step children.
mansen 15
When you date someone who has kids, the kids are part of the package. A person cannot ignore them or pretend they don't exist. It is pretty important. And if it gets to a level where a person may be thinking of marrying said other person with children; a whole host of other factors comes into play as well. How does that parent treat and discipline their children. Are they neglectful, treat their kids as a burden, or are they an attentive parent, etc etc. How does the new person or potential step father/mother play in the new dynamic...as in raising these new kids, discipline, personal issues, etc. So yes, when you date a person with children, you are in a big way, dating the kids as well. (experience comes only from single friends with kids and their dating experiences as being told to me. So, what I have learned from second hand sources can vary from other peoples experiences or those currently going through it themselves. Thought I may need to add this disclaimer for anyone who may go, "but in my/my friends case..blah blah blah".)
Soundslikeothers 15
"Dad I've got something to tell you!!" "Son can it wait, we're... a....in the middle of something..." "No!! I've waited long enough to tell you this, I can't keep it in any longer!" "Ugh! Fine, what is it?" "I hate your girlfriend!!! she's a bitch!! oh and let's not forget about her ***** daughter!!! I can go on for days about that ****!! And where do I even begin about her son he is such a dick!!..." "Son!! Son!!, you might want to...." "No dad let me finish!!" "SURPRISE!!!!!"
xsydneyx123 28
OP said that the girlfriend and her children heard the insults, they probably wouldn't have said "Surprise". It would have been more like an awkward silence..
arre2006 19
horrible timing
vikky538 29
well apart from celebrating your birthday alone after that...happy birthday OP...
ArashiGirl 13
YOu're a dick.
screwt 9
Happy Birthday.. Do try to grow up a little this year!
stargirl_95 24
YDI. You're entitled to your feelings but the language you used was unnecessarily harsh.
laden_swallow09 35
You don't have to worry about pretending to be nice to them, anymore… so, win?