Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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Top comments
skorpien 1
What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.
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Comments (94)
dansco 25
Should've flicked blood at her while saying get over yourself lol
ubetrwatchBN 5
What if OP sometimes confuses 'leering face' with 'normal face'...lol
arakay 0
What a bitch...
SAgirl 23
Don't you just love it when other people think the whole world revolves around them?
Grungeisded 0
I would've replied with "Wow; do you really think you're that special? Stop flattering yourself; my finger is cut open."
Blueeyedman75 0
Lame
blountrygyrll759 0
A bit conceited ain't she.
newburton13 26
I would've replied by splattering blood all over her.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
My favorite thing to say in a situation like that is "don't flatter yourself" Always gets them to look dumbfounded
nickdsmith 2
I'd be the sick-o and say sorry then let the blood drip on their desk