Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
Today, I was working at a fast food restaurant when I cut my hand. There was a good amount of blood flowing out so I ran to my manager and asked where the first aid kit was. He then picked up a washcloth and some tape and handed it to me. FML
Today, I was told I needed to start carrying bandaids with me at work because practically every day I hurt myself. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, my manager bailed on me during the afternoon rush; swamped and distracted, I cut off the pad of my thumb in a cheese slicer. Some clinic hours later I returned, hungry and sick with blood loss, to sign WC papers. Manager's only words: "You're staying late to cover your long break, right?" FML
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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Top comments
skorpien 1
What a self-absorbed bitch. Sorry to hear OP
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Awww did someone get a paper cut? Just kidding, those things hurt.
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Comments (94)
kweenbitch 0
stop being a whiny little bitch and man the **** up. try giving birth to three kids au natural, NO meds or epi, and then try to bitch about pain. people these days are so pathetic it makes me sick.
Pikachu206 2
Get over yourself.
Jazzyj152 0
Hey asshole i think your username suits you will, but i would go back to 3rd grade and learn how to spell first. Op never complained about the pain, just the fact that s/he was bleeding profusely. And their co-worker was such a conceded bitch that they rather think some one was hitting on them then actually needing help.
Raddaya 3
Really. Learn about endorphins, then come back. Note: I am not implying childbirth does not hurt. I am implying, however, that the "if men had to give birth goodbye humanity" argument sucks.
DrCammaCazzi 0
@#55 I'm pretty sure getting your limbs cut off slowly with butter knives and then getting your guts ripped out then being forced to die slowly hurts a lot more than giving natural birth. But ya'know don't think anyone ever lived to complain about it on the comments of a FML.
varkey 7
FYL, but why didnt u show her that you were bleeding if she saw you were bleeding and still did that, you should have said "**** you, you're hideous, and i wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last person on earth"
xNikkiez 0
Probably because you have hit on her. I don't blame her... YDI
PurpleWaffles 2
You should have actually hit her, and said, "like that?"
SgtShadowCow 0
next time bleed on her
dasfro 2
aww poor baby got a paper cut stop crying pussy.
LADYGAGAGOOGA 0
that's when u show her the cut and everyone lives happily ever after.
Flipflops4ever 0
I doubt this happened in a vacuum; u must have a history of trying 2 hit on female colleagues using flimsy pretexts
TheRealLori 0
File a sexual harassment suit against that conceited bitch. I hope you bled on something she liked. And I hope your finger feels better.
franwins0827 7
YDI for not knowing where the office first aid kit is, FYL because she's an egocentric beeotch.