Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, my boss was standing behind me, looking at my phone. Why was I writing smut? Did he see? How much did he see? Is he a fan? Why was he even there? I hate it here. FML
Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
teapotrevolt 27
What's he supposed to say? He doesn't govern your life outside of work at all! Meeting is pointless. Lol
Incognico 22
Whois acting inappropriately here....He's probably just annoyed you didn't want to date...
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Comments (51)
Lalala579121 28
He's watched too much **** and thinks the meeting will end up with sex.
Thatissarcastic 17
"So Jennifer I notice you ignored my dating advances in favor of coolguy68's."
LiLMAMA0523 35
I laughed too hard at this lol
weatherxveins 29
"I mean, he couldn't even make it to 69."
kwerner7116 14
Oh dear lord, that is gross. I have a manager who liked to tell me and the other girls thay we have nice ass's. I finally got sick of it and told him I had a nice lawyer too
ChaiseT 16
Go to HR
AfroFluff 23
Isn't that sexual harassment? You are uncomfortable that your boss is hitting on you. Granted its a dating app but its still somebody from your work and you don't want anything with him.
whiskeygirl23 4
in most cases to be sexual harassment they would first have to inform the other person that they do not approve of the behavior. unless they have been told then legally they have no way of "knowing".
Etweens96 25
If he gets any worse, report him
ApplePie1994 27
How My Boss's Desk Became Wooden - new porno?
victrin 12
Sounds like a great idea. Invite your HR rep too.
leogachi 15
@23 I was thinking the same thing.
Talis99 26
Uh, unless you're representing the company or work in a company that makes you sign one of those behavior contracts, bastard can't tell you anything about your behavior outside of work. Report his dumb ass.
bonermonkey 31
It sounds like he saw you were looking, approached you, didn't get the response he wanted and therefore decided to punish you for it.