Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, my boss was standing behind me, looking at my phone. Why was I writing smut? Did he see? How much did he see? Is he a fan? Why was he even there? I hate it here. FML
Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
teapotrevolt 27
What's he supposed to say? He doesn't govern your life outside of work at all! Meeting is pointless. Lol
Incognico 22
Whois acting inappropriately here....He's probably just annoyed you didn't want to date...
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Comments (51)
thecrazymancan 17
I've never used a dating app before, but "messaging" you doesn't sound that inappropriate. Trying to date you would be inappropriate, but just sending someone a message wouldn't. :/
kozzard 17
it would depend on the exact content of the message, but usually on dating sites you don't message someone if you're not interested in them. if the boss just wanted to talk, he could have just emailed OP through more appropriate channels, or could have spoken to her at work
americanafrican 32
that guy is about as serious as a monkey hopped up on mtn dew
beantownchivette 8
I would have a rep from HR sit in on the meeting. Sounds like the boss is trying to pull some shady shit on you
anaheimangels40 11
KNOW YOUR RIGHTS, THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN SAY OR DO.
anaheimangels40 11
IF THE MEETING PERTAINS TO THE DATING SITE ETC, GET UP AND WALK OUT.
kiaora_fml 11
Take a friend or union representative with you if you do go, if not, speak to HR about his behaviour, might be worth taking in screenshot of his message to you on the dating app
iwadasn 33
Sounds like you need to go to HR.
daddysgirl243 21
boss wants in your pants
Sklinetobe88 11
GET HR INVOLVED NOW. and if you have access to one, talk to your lawyer.
Mandybruin 15
I don't see how that's any of his business.