Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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Top comments
kewl92 0
YDI A) phone sex is retarded B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work
Evan2297 0
Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.
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Comments (79)
kbs123456789 0
"amazing phone sex"? sounds kind of like an oxymoron to me...
memyselfand 0
WTF how did u not look to see of anyone was there YDI
dreadkid08 0
YDI for having phone sex
stardust1035 3
Sorry but I can't see what's so great about phone sex, but it's what you do, whatever... But when you decide to do something like that, you check the house first!
jma1123 0
YDI. Who has phone sex, ? XD
bds0688 0
Phone sex=masturbation with someone else's voice and ideas. So, unless you think your partner's ideas are dumb, and hate masturbation, phone sex isn't stupid unless you're a stuck up ****. Maybe the boyfriend is away on vacation, or business trip, or school, long drive away, or they were both just young, horny kids?
Poke_my_mon 0
It's more awkward than just that. Because you're not physically with the person, it's hard to say some things because of the lack of connection. Overall... phone sex is acceptable on a person to person basis. I, myself, hate it.
LOL_FYL 0
WHAT DOES OP MEAN?????
Whymewhynothim 0
akwerd
Poke_my_mon 0
What is "amazing phone sex"? "Oh me and john had such good phone sex last night! He used words with FOUR syllables! AND METAPHORS!"
jenkinhima 0
i rofld so hard a ur comment #88
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
BAHAHA i just pissed myself laughing at your comment ^_^ (not literally!) haha good one, nonetheless.
dan81892 2
i lol'd. but seriously how could anyone get enjoyment out of phone sex? you might as well just watch **** on your own.
sonne31689 0
I seriously need to go to Australia!! Girls in the States are boring.