Today, I woke up and called my boyfriend. We had amazing phone sex, even better because no one was home and we didn't have to be quiet. Afterwards, I walk out into the kitchen. My mum hadn't gone to work that morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
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kewl92 0
YDI A) phone sex is retarded B) You should've checked no one's home and not just assume everybody's at work
Evan2297 0
Don't have phone sex, you might get hearing AIDS.
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Comments (79)
cmac86 24
phone sex is so 1980s and 1990s.
xHaniffax 0
I really don;t understand how you can have "amazing phone sex" there was a similar FML that said things were getting "heated" on the phone, apart from the radiation, i really don't see how that can turn you on. You're not even in the same room! or touching each other! I suppose if you;re teenagers, it's better than actually having sex
crazyfuzzy 0
Phone sex has been called phone sex since as long as I can remember.
purple990 0
why didnt you check the house? no matter what you think, always check and not look like an a-hole later
bollywood_rocks 0
Weird question coming from someone who has a boyfriend but how do you even initiate phone sex and possibly wank off to the voice of your partner/spouse/other?
flyboy57 0
just imagine if it were the other way around: if you heard your mom and dad having sex. This is a fml, but that would be a FML!
BluePrincess 0
This is fake how can u NOT hear it mom and how can u not know she stayed home ? If ur going to make a fake one at least make it believable ! U totally desrve it u d ip sh it
magicsparrow 0
There are a lot of kids on this site... I'm not even going to respond to half the comments I need to, just this one comment and I'm not coming back to this post: Don't judge others. You may not enjoy it, it may not work for you, but just stop and think of ALL the people who call 1-900 #s (USA) at night. Women are emotional creatures and are more turned on by sound than by touch. Guys like to ********** while imagining hot girls do things to them. If you are in a LDR, you're young, you aren't on birth control or don't want STDs, phone and cyber sex are perfectly fine - and healthy! Sexual tension WILL build up without any sort of release. To the crazy folk who think masturbation is the Devil, we weren't blessed with a ********, ******, penis, prostate, and erogenous zones for pure procreation. Orgasms release endorphins, which are vital to remaining physically and emotionally healthy! Most of you knocking phone sex, I sincerely doubt you have "real" sex. So just don't judge others. OP - I'm sorry it happened, but let your mom know you're being safe about it. You understand the ramifications of intercourse, but you still want to get intimate with your boyfriend. I hope she isn't too mad, or weirded out. But just know having sexual urges is natural. Be honest with your mom.
ghostgirll 0
you are my hero. :)
brasileirinha 0
I agree with this comment.
Jazzywrites007 2
Hey everyone who is downing phone sex? Shut the Hell up! I can honestly say that I'm pulling in mad cash doing "Phone actress" positions... Say what You will, But The brand new, Lime Green Mac Notebook I'm typing this on implies that phone sex has its purposes. =)
sadmaninacan 0
YDI for resorting to phone sex..