Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
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Redoxx_fml 22
I hope the safe word was "loveyoutoo"
bromeister 6
You simply made her think of what she loves most..
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Comments (153)
cat0720 9
Why do people keep telling them to break up? Just because she wasn't ready to say I love you back doesn't mean they should. What if they were only dating for a month? Just give it time OP.
noxvita83 8
If they're into a relationship that takes S&M to the level that "safewords" are required, it kinda is a big deal. It takes a lot of trust to get into the heaviest kink in S&M where you actually require safewords, and to be panicked by a "I love you" is actually kinda dangerous.
GirlGamer12345 22
We'll some people just get freaked out when bring told I love you including me. And it's not dangerous. I could actually love you and you could know that but hearing the words still freak me out... Calm down there ^
TheDrifter 24
Even minor kinks sometimes require safe words. They let participants know to stop, as something has gone wrong, even if it's just a mild kink. Truly heavy kinks require absolute trust, as communication may not be constantly possible.
Wakachulak 22
Safewords are not only used when the play gets dangerous. It could just be that one party isn't liking something, or just gets a cramp after being tied up for too long.
bbrree1 6
Don't lose hope OP, maybe she was just taken by surprise. Give her some time and try again?
\ 28
Mine is "Strange Music." Hehe
BadApple88 29
If she never say it back, then you worry
EternalRest 5
But if she do, everybody happy.
VentiAnemoi 20
It hurts her too much?
refticon 31
You've trained her well OP, too well, firstly it should be about love & then about S&M, you've read too much 50 shades of Grey
Zebediabolical 45
It should be about love first? 50 Shades is to blame? I call major bullshit. The BDSM acts OP and his girlfriend are doing may have nothing to do with sex. I for one, started out as a rope enthusiast. Traditional Shibari, which is what I started out with, is an artistic use of rope without sexual overtones. Sure it can graduate that way, but it's not necessary. Loving someone that you're tying up is most definitely not a requirement, even when you're doing it erotically. Trust, yes. Love, no. I've since moved on to other things in the scene and made some great friends and partners. But I haven't loved any of them. Maybe I never will. It sure as hell isn't required by any means.
gracehi 33
OP used Love! Girlfriend's Safe Word blocks Love! Girlfriend is unaffected!
pazuzus_intern 10
No.
gracehi 33
Yes.
Axipiter 24
100 times yes!
flipthebirdfuxku 10
Ahhahahaha :)
raspution 21
She must trust you but maybe she's still in pain or not ready to commit. I do belive you should give it time because I know most s&m women seem to be afraid of commitment. It is strange but give it time and you will see where your spot in her world is.
xxmaciexicgxx 15
Atleast she said Something. Could've just walked away. Give her time
Zebediabolical 45
I kinda hope the safeword was Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen