The itch from hell

sprainedankle - - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
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Pleonasm 35

You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh? Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.

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Shortay123 14

My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?

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doondagr8_1 9

Don't itch too roughly next time because the skin under your cast is extremely dry and you don't wanna break another ruler.

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olpally 32

Double kill. Damn, that's just un-lucky. Go to the doctor, now!

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buddy51 23

Ummm- How'd the mosquito get in there? Was he trying to give you leg boobs?

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sugarshane007 20

I see what you did there. Too bad the execution was poor. Thank you for playing on this episode of Reference That Last FML.

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buddy51 23

Way to comment jack!!!! You sure showed your skill at inanely saying nothing with too many words!!!

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morella_xx 29

In #44's world, twenty-four words is "too many," but four exclamation points is juuuuust right. Interesting.

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stitch23 6

Instead of a ruler use a coat hanger

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SMHsohard 22

And make sure you scratch your leg under the cast; it's a great way to get a nasty infection and wind up on 6 weeks of IV antibiotics, with possibly an incision and drainage to make it even more fun.

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jackaced 7

Erm not the brightest are we? Next time just stub your toe on something

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fuzz97 23

your advice does not apply in any way to OP's situation. not the brightest, are we?

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danial1214 21

It would distract op from the itching.

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iammeorami 25

A loooong tweezer is your friend at this moment

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coolgosh 2

you didnt also get a bite on your boob did you?

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