Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for what I thought was a persistent bug bite. Turns out it was a mole I'd never noticed. I had been scratching it then applying anti-itch cream for weeks. FML
Today, I got a bug bite on my boob. I scratched it so much it started bleeding so I put a bandaid on it. Turns out the band-aid had latex in it and I got an allergic reaction to it. The bug bite is still bleeding and the top half of my boob is swollen. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh? Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.
Shortay123 14
My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?
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Comments (46)
guy24 9
Second mosquito FML.... Hmmm
doondagr8_1 9
Don't itch too roughly next time because the skin under your cast is extremely dry and you don't wanna break another ruler.
olpally 33
Double kill. Damn, that's just un-lucky. Go to the doctor, now!
buddy51 23
Ummm- How'd the mosquito get in there? Was he trying to give you leg boobs?
sugarshane007 20
I see what you did there. Too bad the execution was poor. Thank you for playing on this episode of Reference That Last FML.
buddy51 23
Way to comment jack!!!! You sure showed your skill at inanely saying nothing with too many words!!!
greenfishbait 19
I chuckled at "leg boobs".
morella_xx 29
In #44's world, twenty-four words is "too many," but four exclamation points is juuuuust right. Interesting.
stitch23 6
Instead of a ruler use a coat hanger
SMHsohard 22
And make sure you scratch your leg under the cast; it's a great way to get a nasty infection and wind up on 6 weeks of IV antibiotics, with possibly an incision and drainage to make it even more fun.
jackaced 7
Erm not the brightest are we? Next time just stub your toe on something
fuzz97 23
your advice does not apply in any way to OP's situation. not the brightest, are we?
danial1214 21
It would distract op from the itching.
mario2012 18
Well, you have better support now.
writergirl23 19
Tongs?
iammeorami 25
A loooong tweezer is your friend at this moment
coolgosh 2
you didnt also get a bite on your boob did you?