Today, our children were playing in the apartment, and I guess it made too much noise for the guy below, because he started banging on the ceiling. My boyfriend got so pissed that he grabbed his gun, stormed off, and threatened the guy below with it. He's on parole so I'm praying he doesn't report it to the cops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML
Today, I got a noise complaint about "loud stomping" in my apartment disturbing the tenant below. I guess I'm supposed to tell my sweet children that they are no longer allowed to play in their own home. FML
Today, the neighbors called the cops because they heard "gun shots". My girlfriend and I were popping bubble wrap. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
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mike3775 39
Seriously, made the boyfriend mad enough to take a gun to go threaten someone and is on parole (meaning he was in prison) you are worried he may get picked up by the police? You do know someone on parole isn’t allowed firearms right? Nice example you are making for your kids.
BurnInDemonFire 39
He should. Both the gun and your boyfriend need to be taken away.
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mike3775 39
Seriously, made the boyfriend mad enough to take a gun to go threaten someone and is on parole (meaning he was in prison) you are worried he may get picked up by the police? You do know someone on parole isn’t allowed firearms right? Nice example you are making for your kids.
DLBL 23
I hope that gun is locked away securely, with kids in the house. Boyfriend does not sound like a level-headed guy.
JasonThorn 23
I live in Arizona, but here just pointing a gun at someone is "endangerment," a class six felony. What is it, is he great at sex or something?
BurnInDemonFire 39
He should. Both the gun and your boyfriend need to be taken away.
dreams2383 20
you are dating a felon who has temper issues and isn't allowed to own firearms yet he threatened a neighbor over banking on the wall. I hope he gets reported.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And this is the type of man you want around your children? I'm hoping he's not the baby daddy for the sake of the children.