Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. I slipped a ruler into it and started scratching to relieve the itch. Part of the ruler ended up snapping off inside. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML
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Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
You should've bought one of the unbreakable ones then eh? Ir's a general rule-r of thumb not to stick anything long and losable into any deep crevice or hole.
Shortay123 14
My friend got an eraser stuck inside his cast and he had to get the cast taken off and get a new one on because it was causing him so much discomfort. When they took it off he had a HUGE bruise where the eraser was. So I would suggest you go get that out immediately because it might affect your healing process. And how did you get a mosquito bite there anyway? Did it happen before?
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Comments (46)
processengineer 9
use l o ng needle nose pliers or medical clamp to retrieve
xxsakuraxx 29
Thats okay. I lost my ipod touch down my cast lol. The look on my doctor's face when she sawed it open and found my ipod was priceless! I purposely didn't warn her. X'D
xremxrem 8
How do you even get a mosquito bite in your cast?
AshaaFerreira 22
If an iPod touch can fit in a cast I think a mosquito will.
LeapingTurtles 4
worth it !
iDaika9xL 13
Lmao
Vaz2191 6
Agh tell me about I once got a pen cap stuck and it didn't come out for a week!
iitsdarr0802 4
Next time use a vacuum hose. And put it on the outside of your cast. Seriously the best way to relive an itch when wearing a cast. Besides your not supposed to put anything in them anyways!
arsenicalhumor 30
Well OP, I just hope it wasn't a metal ruler that you used, because if so.. You are an intense itch-scratcher.
Jemm_fml 29
Not gonna lie, I laughed at you. FYL.
worldclassrager 41
I have used knitting needles...try that...