Today, several of my apartment complex neighbors walked right by me as I struggled to clean the inches thick, icy snow off of my SUV. I’m 4’11. Not one person offered to assist me, even after I slipped and fell several times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, I was walking to my dorm room while it was snowing heavily. I saw a girl in a wheelchair trying to get up a slippery incline. Being a good person, I asked to help. I'm a pretty weak guy, and I couldn't push her up. She wheeled away crying because she thought she was fat. FML
Today, the company that was supposed to clear our apartment's parking lot never showed up. I almost got frostbite in my fingers trying to shovel someone's car out since my gloves got soaking wet. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, driving out of my neighbourhood, I encountered three snow plows heading towards me. I tried to turn around in a stranger's driveway but wasn't fast enough, and they left a wall 4-feet high of ice and snow, blocking me in. I rang the doorbell, borrowed their shovel and dug out their driveway. Its -32 with wind-chill. FML
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Top comments
Cassie Bo 4
You sound entitled. Why didn't you just ask for help instead of expect people to run to your assistance. I'm 5'0 and a mother of 2. I get things done if I want them done and don't expect help and If I need help, I ask.
chosha_fml 27
Why do you have an SUV if you’re too short to reach where you need to? Get a short broom to use to get the snow off.
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chosha_fml 27
Why do you have an SUV if you’re too short to reach where you need to? Get a short broom to use to get the snow off.
frizo da nizzo 2
Lmao my thought exactly was why have an suv if you’re 4’11
zuckerburg 21
she's entitled. daddy probably bought it for her because its big and go vroom vroom yay!
Cassie Bo 4
You sound entitled. Why didn't you just ask for help instead of expect people to run to your assistance. I'm 5'0 and a mother of 2. I get things done if I want them done and don't expect help and If I need help, I ask.
JamJarBinks 20
Maybe you should get a car more your size? if you're 4'11 and driving a SUV then I'll bet you can't even see over the dashboard properly! which is really dangerous.
mekiswrite 21
There's this thing called a booster seat.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't mean to sound callous, but have you ever heard of a step ladder? Or even a chair?
chosha_fml 27
She could just keep it in the car.
zuckerburg 21
I have a step-ladder, I never knew my real ladder. it's tough, at least he bought me an SUV
evilplatypus 39
If I have places to go, I’m not spending twenty minutes helping a random neighbor clean off their car because they don’t have the correct tools.
RichardPencil 32
You should be driving a sports car, perhaps an MG Midget?
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
bitching about people who weren't good samaritans never looks good for the one bitching
Mungolikecandy 19
Are they friends? Have you in the past helped them with such things? If not then maybe that is the answer there,
Mungolikecandy 19
Are they friends? Have you in the past helped them with such things? If not then maybe that is the answer there,
Ari_Rocks 8
lol why you gotta rely on other people put your big pants on and get a tool or something