Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
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SirEBC 7
I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.
MsSoulReaper 27
That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!
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Comments (84)
Kiltedmonkey 0
Wow, that's a crazy kinda spicey!
Doortje 30
I can't blame your nose. Being a fountain sounds pretty awesome if you ask me.
Exhausti 0
Win..!
ohSNAPyall 27
Feed it pennies and wishes!
NoFackYourLife 0
What you need toxoid that happens again when eating somewhere is to scream as loudly as you can and then collapse on the ground and just let it bleed.
SirEBC 7
I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.
swimmer911 0
haha agreed.
briidontgive_ 0
Eeww I pictured ur nose running like a faucet with blood pouring into ur soupp ... Sorry fyl
Norwegian_Wood 4
You're supposed to eat through your mouth, not your nose... Bahaha, in all seriousness though, that really sucks. I've never heard of getting a nosebleed from eating spicy food...
SassiestLemon 2
I've gotten a runny nose from spicy food before. But your right, I've never heard of a bloody nose... O_O
Norwegian_Wood 4
39- Yeah, same. I've gotten a runny nose from hot foods too. (In both senses of hot foods.) But it's certainly never been blood... 0.o
kellbelle032398 0
everyone gets nosebleeds
kamadx 0
I don't! Never had a nosebleed in my entire life.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I've never had one, either.
wisericky 12
might have to rephase 22# only cool people get nose bleeds :P
Hidan_fml 0
So... you basically got a nosebleed? SO JUST ******* SAY IT!
AnagenisisZagus 13
Can we watch the ******' language, mother ******?
sircyrelle 0
That's weird.
mccaincracker 6
this is an fml because only you get nosebleeds? shove a tampon up ur nose and deal with it