Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
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SirEBC 7
I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.
MsSoulReaper 27
That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!
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Comments (84)
SarahStarzz 0
haha YDI :P
MsSoulReaper 27
That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!
Hal0kittyable 0
Ouch...maybe you shouldn't eat that anymore...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Give up good food because of a bloody nose?! I think nott.
philpip 7
Nicely worded! ;D
TheWazBe 0
I actually shat my asshole out? Is that correct? Just wondering.
Adamantoise 0
Maybe it wasn't the food. A spontaneous nose bleed, perhaps.
insanesna1l 0
nose bleeds can be caused by spicy foods or exertion during exercise
crazytoaster 2
Dibbs on 'A Fountain of Blood' as a band name!
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
10 - How much weight did you lose after you shat your asshole out?
devilcb 5
that's why you don't snort ramen
OtakuKev 7
Oh please, it wasn't the noodles that gave him the nose bleed, he just happened to see something perverted whilst eating those noodles xD
piiing 0
take pics, bloody pics are hot.
Jammy01jams 2
uuhh WTF is wrong with you?
Taz_the_Spaz 0
No, what is wrong with you?!? Everyone gets turnee on by bloody pics.
milakitty21 0
actually I'm more turned on by your icon picture.
ComTlancy 12
are you referencing that FML about the guy what had a blood nose, dripped his blood onto a knife, took photos of it and now has to see the school shrink? if yes, nicely done.
you_failed 15
Oooh that sounds lovely! :) Just kidding but that's not good. :| FYL OP.
drzhottie148 0
Trying to add a diffrent taste to it huh
rlet 1
thats crazy what did u do with the bowl?? eat the noodles or hit your nose with it lol
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
that's revolting...
sarabraun8 7
gotta get that checked out
FMLPanda89 0
what if it's a STD. :O
creamcheese724 0
he has herpes..herpes hates hot food
randomaccess745 0
tell that to science! maybe the cure for herpes is jalepeños. you should test this by pouring hot sauce on your genitals.
Suchagoonnn 4
that would feel... warm. hot sauce doesnt burn your **** dude
odexy 12
Your life is ****** because you got a nose bleed? Sure.
afdude87 6
I was thinkin the same thing..