Today, thanks to a particularly spicy bowl of noodles, my nose decided it would rather be a fountain. A fountain of blood. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML
Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML
Today, I stayed home from work, feeling ill. Come lunchtime, I made myself some ramen noodles, thinking that the broth would feel good on my throat. Too bad I sneezed while carrying the bowl, dumping the boiling hot broth all down my front. The skin on my boob peeled away like tissue. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Today, I sneezed hard while eating some quite spicy potato chips at my friend's house. Some of the chips passed to the nasal cavity, and I ended up having to pick my nose for some pointy, spicy chips shrapnel. FML
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Top comments
SirEBC 7
I feel like there should be a "*Takes off sunglasses*" before the last sentence.
MsSoulReaper 27
That sucks OP but you'll be alright :P no worries!
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Comments (84)
mikkelkarn 0
omg
sammigirl148 0
wow that's rele.... funny!!! lol and it rele does seem like there should be a take the sunglasses of moment b4 the last sentence lol!!! :) ydi!
DocBastard 40
Rele? RELE?!? Really?
Marzee 14
Fail.
lovinit5683 0
Retards *REALLY* need to stop using FML. And next time try making sense!
Greenpenguin999 7
weakling. can't handle spicy noodles :P
SassiestLemon 2
Tell that to OPs nose.
wlaaf 0
uhm ew? like seriously no one wants to read disgusting crap like this
wisericky 12
how are you speaking for everyone in the world? maybe i have a nose bleed fetish and i like this fml?
crytorazon 0
win.
givemeabreak2468 7
I feel your pain! This happened to me in a resturant once.
meeba 2
thats scarey0.0
The_grumpy_bear 0
How is this an fml? Did you have to go to the hospital for your nosebleed? Don't eat that soup if it makes your nose bleed.
Muzzleloader 0
Ew...
Lufferkinz 0
Those must be some pretty "hot" noodles if you got a nosebleed.
roads 3
I don't understand how this is an FML? I get nose bleeds all the time.