Dogs and Animals: The ending of Lost explained

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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BB_ava 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:11

That's the first place I'd look...

Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:09

You should be glad it's safe now :)

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MrXerxes5 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:24

LOL. what if the dog had been gone but came back while he was out looking for him?

IndiRae 9

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:27

Hmm, my dog disappeared a few months ago, maybe that's what been making noises under my bed.

BADDiam 4

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:12

he brought his bitches to his crib

tblax44 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:28

fail.

soccersgr8 6

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:36

at least he's safe and that just shows how how much u love him :)

meggs2209 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:38

I lost the game

DatWhiteGuy 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 16:49

F••k!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:00

At least you found your dog! He/she could have been hit by a car or claimed by some other person. Be happy that they are safe!

Lolpizza_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:05

**** u bitch. #2

victorioustunnel 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:09

IT?!?!! IT?? honestly

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:16

I saw that too! wtf

64ponygirl 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:27

I agree. calling your dog "it"?? YDi

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 22 June 2011 18:03

No-no I have a phobia of dogs but still wouldn't call an animal "it".(:

Leo_C_fml 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:55

Exactly.

blue_eyes11792 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:33

you're an idiot for not looking under your bed first

Darkness_Hate 29

Wednesday 22 June 2011 17:34

The dog won the Hide 'n' Seek game.

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