Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I told my five year-old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Well we know what their priorities are. And who's the favorite.
TaiReiSi 12
Kids these days are so easy to... Piss off.
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Comments (153)
colvindj 22
that's the worst form of parenting I've ever heard of..
angeljade1234 22
Oh god
Helliving 5
Next time, make the scolding really worth it... kick that punk in the shin right in the middle of peeing so she falls in it x-D
nflhomeboy 7
Whenever I don't get what I want, I too pull down my pants and pee all over the floor.
Zen_Mei 17
Thanks for sharing
ottokat 15
Maybe I'm just in that kind of mood but I laughed so jard at this comment
Obey_StudBoii 23
She's obviously the favorite and spoiled at that.
Yolandababy2 14
Oh hell no!!! If that was done in my family and I that was my little sister!!!! Lets just say the attention will be on her with a nice ass whoopin and then clean up her mess. Oh and punishment which means takin all her favorite things away.
SystemofaBlink41 27
That's gotta be the weirdest act of tantrum I've ever heard of...
m1i2c3h4a5e6l7 16
Where's the like button when you need one? That's funnier than shit.
DocBastard 40
The "Like" button is on Facebook. This is not Facebook, this is FML. Welcome. And I don't find shit particularly funny. The fact that you do is rather disturbing.
AtomicDiamond87 15
Don't believe in discipline huh?
SomeUglyGirl_ 3
Your sister sounds like a very spoiled brat. She didn't get any type of scolding or punishment for pissing in the middle of the kitchen?! -.-