Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I told my five year-old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well we know what their priorities are. And who's the favorite.
TaiReiSi 12
Kids these days are so easy to... Piss off.
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Comments (153)
outoftown 27
I can't believe I'm suggesting this, but: Next time she pulls this stunt, join her. Pee on the floor, blame your sister for upsetting you. The shock might just get through your parents' haze. Or your sister's. Might.
Guardian88 21
She pulled her pants down *perfect opportunity to spank her* or perhaps rubbing her nose in it will teach her not to do that again if shes smart........
paigexox0 37
I think its safe to say those are her favourite kind of chips...
amy6703 6
Does she have autism or something? If not, your parents need to get her under control soon, or it will only get worse
justmeCee 16
I agree #54
ceremonials 6
Wow. Make sure to remind her of this forever lol
rogwest 23
All i can say is wow just wow... Your parents are just as jacked up as your sis...
Cristianma 13
If I tried that when I was a child, I would have been whipped to death!
djsammyc 19
you and me both
why57why 21
Wow just wow
Kilgore90 4
if I would have acted that way when I was a kid my ass would have been beat. just sayin.
FlyingPie 17
What a pisser. Sounds like urine a wee bit of trouble.