Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I told my five year-old daughter that no, she could not have ice cream for breakfast. She retaliated by pooping in the living room and smearing it on the walls. My in-laws, whom I've been trying to impress for ages, are visiting today. FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
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Top comments
mackdeezy 22
Well we know what their priorities are. And who's the favorite.
TaiReiSi 12
Kids these days are so easy to... Piss off.
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Comments (153)
buddy51 23
Well, at least you got all the BBQ chips in the house!!! Taunt your sister with your chip stained lips and fingers and see what she does! Explosive diarrhea seems her next logical response to your gluttony!!
imonkeyface 9
Maybe they should focus more on disciplining her instead of yelling at you. Sorry op, fyl
thatgirlkat 9
Younger siblings always get special treatment, you get use to it.
br00kr 22
True dat
AtomicDiamond87 15
That's not always true... My sister, who is older, got to have boyfriends when I couldn't. its just a matter of either or. :p
Queensland 27
That's probably because she was older..
mn_shr 22
#50 I'm the older sibling and I was allowed to date but my younger sister was "protected". See, no one would ever be good enough for her baby. Not so much a matter of either, or.
AHappyGoth 14
Anybody else think of Troll 2 when the little boy randomly pissed on the food? Is peeing when you're in a crisis a thing now?
chosha_fml 27
Is lack of BBQ chips a crisis?
AHappyGoth 14
Of course; they're delicious. Lack of BBQ chips can cause induced panic in children and young adults. That's science. Can't argue with science, bro.
Virtual_BS 13
I thought of Scary Movie 2...
chocolatefrog28 29
Sounds like she was pretty pee-ved.
mn_shr 22
Horrible, horrible pun.
iAlissa 34
I found it amusing.
meiam 7
Why do the youngest get away with everything?? It's never made sense to me..
sweet23_fml 11
question are you an only child?
meiam 7
Nope, I have a younger brother who always got away with everything.
AtomicDiamond87 15
More cunning and smart? Lol jks Idk its just the way it is...my older disaster says the same thing.
radiohaley 14
because they are the "baby" and mommas baby never does wrong! ha..or maybe we just see what older siblings did amd see wht not to do and how to not get caught...and yes I'm the younger sibling
FitForFun 11
She took the term pissed off a little too literally.
Javier6597 19
Thats ******* hilarious
Kateyez_26 13
The way parents are now a days amazes me
rayf22 3
lol thats messy