Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looked at me with accepting eyes and after I'd finished said, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML
Today, my disgusting coworker made a comment about "women versus accountability" and I couldn't even yell at him for being a sexist scumbucket, because my wife threw coffee at me yesterday for pointing out that she'd left the chips open and they went stale. FML
Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a new girl. It was over less than a minute in, when I ordered a black coffee. She lectured me about how I "obviously" have a "seriously fragile ego." I just like black coffee. FML
Today, I tried to be nice to a cute girl at the café by holding the door open for her. I smiled, leaned on the door frame, and poured my entire cup of coffee down my leg. She still said thanks before walking away. FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got up, dressed, and dealt with the kids. I had to be somewhere so I poured coffee for her and me and started eating my breakfast. She got offended, refused to drink coffee with me, and has been ignoring me since. She regularly starts eating before I sit down. FML
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Haterandlover 0
Your fault......People make mistakes.
missL1z 5
You kinda deserved it. Nobody ask for accident to happen, you didn't have to bitch her out for it cuz I bet she would e truly sorry about it. She made a pretty awesome comeback!
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Comments (233)
daydreamer244 13
well what did you expect? after you screamed at her she was supposed to smile and tell you you're right? ydi.
BikeAllDay818 6
I hate fat bitches like that
mario1992 0
hahahahhahahahahaha what she said was a total win.
e2m2cent 0
come on shit happens let stuff lik this go and live a happy life :)
no1xaskedxy0u 5
It says "while bitching out some girl" Is everyone the same? Does everyone consider "bitching out" the same? No. To you a "What the hell!" can be someone else's 10 minute long rant. She probably wasn't severely bitched out like everyone is thinking. and guess what.. If someone spills hot coffee on me, I'm not going to take it very lightly.. and honestly with a response like that someone might get smacked.
queenb1621 21
You are fat...
kiraleann 16
Well there's not enough information here for me to really develop an opinion as far as whether or not OP deserved it...we don't know how the coffee was spilled or how the waitress or passerby or whoever she was first reacted, if she apologised and quickly set about helping clean up or if she said something rude. So, it could be either FYL for having to deal with that little bitch, or YDI for hollering at someone for, let's say, tripping, which is a total accident and you should have expected a rude retort after you bitched at her.
eurostar710 11
I would have beat her senseless.
Jerret 6
This can also be read as 'Today, after overreacting to a simple accident, the girl who spilled coffee on me pointed out that I was a fat bitch :('
ilikepieandpie 11
^ This
crappyday97 0
niiiiiiiiice :)