Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I felt things were getting serious enough with my boyfriend that it was only fair to tell him I have a lot of credit card debt from helping out my ill mom before she died. He broke up with me and called me a gold digger, even though I didn’t ask him for a single penny. FML
Today, I called my ex-girlfriend to see if she would meet up with me so I could give her money to pay off the rest of the TV we had on layaway before we broke up. Turns out she cancelled it and took all the money I put into it. I put $500 down. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend saying she needed more phone credit, so I bought her more and got another message saying "Great, now I have enough credit for this..." as she spelled out a three page message breaking up with me. Yes, I paid for her to break up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after my check cleared for my half of the $1000 deposit on our new apartment. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason why my credit card mysteriously maxed out 2 months ago 'might have been' because she posted a picture of it on Facebook. I ordered a new credit card without the custom picture of us immediately. She broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML
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Top comments
d j mom 9
Do not take it. You're already cheating on her so don't be an ass. But you've probably already let her pay and gonna ride it out for a hot minute to not look so bad. F**k her life. no sympathy here.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
My grand ma said "s**t soup reheated is still s**t soup"; you'll be single and broke. And you'll totally deserve it.
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d j mom 9
Do not take it. You're already cheating on her so don't be an ass. But you've probably already let her pay and gonna ride it out for a hot minute to not look so bad. F**k her life. no sympathy here.
Petit Etre Malfaisant 23
My grand ma said "s**t soup reheated is still s**t soup"; you'll be single and broke. And you'll totally deserve it.
LiveLoveLaugh87 2
SMDH, keep that same energy and break up with her………WITHOUT THE MONEY!
GoogieWithers 25
Do not accept any money and end the relationship.
jlc82 14
I hope someone tips her off about this and she breaks up with you
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And you're not paying off your own debt why? You better not take a cent from her, especially if you're cheating and/or planning to leave her.