Today, I was taking a shower when my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little frisky when my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, dropped a condom on the bottom of the shower, all the while saying, "Keep it safe kids!" FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
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wrw28405 0
I think that's a pretty kick ass mom.
GravyIsYummy 0
So, did you keep it safe?
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Comments (301)
elloskipper 0
I can...mom asking to join in. :P
noshitsherlock 0
LMFAO - I totally agree with everyone who thinks your mom is awesome. You deserve it though! LOCK the door! hahahahhaa And if there isn't a lock... you deserve it for doing that shit in your parents' house anyway! hahahah!
Stunt_fml 5
Some of you people are so foolish. Don't any of you know the old addage, "Young love will find a way?" Just let it be. definitely not a FML.
puppyeyes56 0
it could be that he was over at her house and she just wanted to take a shower to clean up before going somewhere (maybe ), and he just thought it was a good idea to just hop right in.
maximumoverdrive 0
your mom rocks. wait a minute. your boyfriend is in your home, while your living with your parents? or is it the other way around?
GabsAlot829 0
I wish my mom was this cool...
KMG12 0
Look at it this way, At least she didn't start scoldign you or giving you sex talks =/ Pretty awesome, It's just how mothers should be, caring of you, but not paranoid.
effthis 0
my mom would ******* kill me or maybe kick me oout of the house if i ever get caught having sex.. your mom is fawking awesome
hufza 0
Seriously, how old are you guys? I have never had any problem with having sex in my parents ( or girlfriends ) house, while the parents where home. Either you are all 15, or your parents are 50 year old nazis.
KryptoniteKiss 0
I'm pretty sure it's the 15 one, she said fawking.
short_one_13 0
i thinks this is officially my favorite FML!!.....nice job lol
Nozzanoggin 6
LOL. your mum is aceee. Mine is starting to get a little bit like this. although I don't think she's quite at the stage where she'll give us condoms in the shower... but who knows? the time may come soon. This isn't an FML, it's just funny :D
Darth_Taco 14
lol. Your mom is awesome! Reminds me a bit of my mom. Except my mom would've run out of the bathroom completely embarrassed (for some reason) and then shouted through the door "are you two wearing a condom!?"